The Soldier then threw theВ RED Engineer at theВ RED team. 'Ladies' he says, 'Here's your lost puppy'. TheВ RED team grabbed their guns and pointed them at the Soldier. Suddenly the door at the back of the room was kicked in.The BLU Soldier strolled in calmly having aВ RED Engineer draped over his shoulder. The Medic then suddenly broke down crying that they will never see the Engineer again. TheВ RED team, having given up for the day tired and defeated, sat down and began to discuss the events that happened. Pyro, the Engineer's best friend, had gone off an a quest to find his friend. TheВ RED team had been searching all day for there dear friend Engineer, who disappeared when going on a strange solo mission that he refused to tell anyone about. All they could make out is 'not going back.' and 'those things' along with 'eat me, eat me all.' As he carried him away, the BLU team could hear the soft deranged muttering of the RED Engineer. He grabed theВ RED Engineer and threw him onto his back. He then looked up at his team and suggested that they should give him back to the RED team as some sort of sick joke. He goes over to the already defeatedВ RED Engineer and kicked him hard, making himself laugh even harder.

What happened to him? Everyone looks toward the BLU Engineer for answers but he was unable to come up with one. His body seemed to be slightly burned and charred. He was shaking back and fourth, crying softly. He fell to the ground and slowly huddled himself into the fetal position. Engineer was about to defend his machines' failure when suddenly a large crackling sound pierces the air, causing the BLU teams ears to bleed. The team begins to lose faith in their Engineer and begin to insult his intelligence.

Everyone begins to watch the Teleporter exit. The BLU team is amazed at the success of BLU Engineers invention. The BLU Engineer started up the teleporter and after a few clicks and whirls the RED Engineer disappeared. The BLU team gathered round to see BLU Engineer's crazy new invention in action. Convincing his team, the RED Engineer is lead down to the Teleporters and forced to stand on top of one. The BLU Engineer saw theВ RED Engineer not as a means of entertainment, but instead a perfect test subject for his Teleporter. Pyro, not wanting the BLU Engineer to miss out on the fun, invited him to come taunt and torture theВ RED Engineer with the others. The BLU team, wanting have some fun before they killed the RED Engineer, tied him up and began to torture him. The BLU team had captured aВ RED Engineer who was spying on the BLU Engineer for his building secrets. Having designed and built his Teleporter, the BLU Engineer needed a test subject, as testing the Teleporter on himself could be dangerous. So sit back and relax.Д«ack when the BLU Engineer was first creating the now well known and used Tleporter, an incident occured that created the well known monster today. The newest theory is a long one and provides details into how they came to be and some of their abilities. Vagineer Origin Theory #5 -created by Black Ace and Scampi

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